i would really like to get together and do some playtrix this weekend, however, i'm gonna be at the olympics on sunday instead. perhaps we could join forces and all meet at the olympics...

Get ready for some of the fhREakiEsT competition on the planet.
Both events are FREE.....


S T R E E T F h R E a K
THIS SATURDAY AUG 14th - 1PM

Traditional Street fhREaK
As always, before big events like this we like to heat the streets and raise the energy level. God knows the streets need it more than ever.

These are scary - not fhREaKy enough times. So get that silver clad marching band gear ready. Bring yer drums and percussion-like instruments. We will be meeting at Ocean Beach at 1PM (not noon).

DIRECTIONS Just follow Lincoln street all the way to the Ocean beach parking lot. You can't miss the big silver buss.

We will start our groove then take it mobile. When we go mobile we will be doing groove sessions on street corners and hit 'n runs through cafes, pizza places, art galleries, laundry mats and bars along the way.

Our sneak attack plan is to not stay more than 15-20 minutes in any one place, so when you hear the buss start up and horn blow, get ready to move out. Our goal is to bring fhREaKisHNeSs to the people, rather than bring people to the fhREaKisHnEsS.

The CYBERBUSS has always been apolitical, but this is no time to be apolitical. Make fhREaKy political signs to put on the buss. Use yer creativity to make 'REGIME CHANGE' type signs.




F h R E a K O L Y M P I C S
SUNDAY AUG. 15th - 1PM
3rD aNnUaL CYBERBUSS fhREaK OLyMpICs
All ages come compete against the world's fhREaKieSt Athletes.

DIRECTIONS:
Candlestick Point Recreation Area is located at the southeastern tip of San Francisco. This state park is located on the shoreline next to the San Francisco 49ers' 3Com Park (formerly Candlestick Park.) From Hwy 101 South, take the Candlestick Park exit. The state recreation area entrance is one mile east of the freeway. Look for signs to the park,
green grass, a parking lot and balloons!

We split the competitors into three teams:

1 - TEAM IDIOT
2 - TEAM WOO WOO
3 - TEAM DIRTY

...and compete in various events and relay races.

WHAT TO WEAR/HOW TO PREPARE
Wear an old white T-Shirt so yer team logo can be spray painted, with stencils, right on yer chest. Wear yer fhREaKy athletic gear such as, headbands, knee pads, elbow pads, sun glasses, tank tops, track shoes and short shorts. We hope that you have been training, stretching and da such.

FOOD
Raz of the famous Skewed catering (www.skewed.us) will be firing up his industrial size grill. We have some information that gives us the impression that some of his famous trademark skewers will be there; however, he is making a deal with the Olympians - Bring any food you want to grill and he will custom cook it. He will have beverages and da such.

FIRE TRUCK?
Yes our Olympic committee has received information that Cyress and his famous fire-truck will be there.

PRIZES AND AWARDS
Winning team will win amazing car emblem medals created by wrybread
(www.wrybread.com).

VOLUNTEER REFEREEs NEEDED
We still need another referee or two. If you are interesting in
becoming a referee contact Sargent Sauce (csgoerz@hotmail.com).


SCHEDULE:

1:00 PM
Meet at Candlestick Point Recreation Area

1:30 PM
Break into 3 teams of fhREaKs
The three teams are:
TEAM IDIOT
TEAM WOO WOO
TEAM DIRTY
Get stencil spray painted on shirts
Put on colored bibs to ID teams

2:00 PM
Opening Ceremony - Greased Wiener Passing and Freak Flag Waving
Opening Ceremony Song

2:30 PM
Let the Games Begin!!


LIST OF EVENTS:

Blindfold Chicken Race Relay ----------------
Each team lines up single file behind starting line. First person in each line puts on a blindfold and runs like a blind chicken in hell to their teammates hen house on the other side of the playing field. This blind chicken in hell must find their blindfolded chicken teammates via clucks and squawks only. No spoken words or names permitted only chicken noises – so you better develop your own chicken clucking strategies. Continue until all team members are back in line. The first team to complete the relay and all be sitting like hens on eggs
wins.

Frisky Cougar Freeze Dance Extravaganza ----------------
Whose ready to bust a move, get on that groove and shake that rump til Tuesday? AWWWW YEEEEEAAAA......!!!!!!!!! When the music starts, all team members start dancing until all funk is shaken out of their trunk. – when the music stops you must freeze in the position that you are in – if you are caught moving when the music stops, you are thrown out of town. Last one busting moves WINS the gold for their team!

Mattress Relay Race ----------------
This event combines sprinting while lugging a mattress. Pass the mattress to your teammates like a baton. Napping on the mattress is not recommended unless yer team has a strong lead.


Snazzy Sack Race Relay ----------------
Each team lines up single file behind marker. First persons in line get in da sack and hops like a funky bad little bunny to the finish area, turns around and comes back to sit down at the back of his/her team's line. Next person in line then hops like a hell bound rabbit train in a sack and returns to the line and sits down... The first team to complete the relay and all be sitting like soft, quiet bunnies WINS.

Three Legged Relay Race ----------------
Teams break into pairs and tie their inside ankles and knees together with provided ropes and ribbons. Then pairs line up single file behind the marker with your team members. When that whistle blows, first pairs will compete to see who can hobble and wobble to the finish area and back to the starting line and sit down at the end of their line. Then the next pairs go until all team members are done...first team to have all members sitting down WINS.

Country Cracker Whistle Challenge ----------------
Choose one team member of your team to compete against one person from the other teams. When the whistle blows each person eats ten Saltine crackers and then attempts to whistle. Whomever whistles best first WINS!

PVC Point Arena Pole Vault ----------------
Special Guest Referee Sam will lead this death-defying contest of courage. Hurl yourself over the high bar onto a bunch of couches, cushions and matresses with grace and agility to win this game. Each person gets only TWO attempts at each height, before the bar moves up.
Person vaulting highest wins on fer their team.

Jumping Jack Clothes Switch Relay Race ----------------
When the whistle blows first team member puts on clothes from the provided pile - pants, scarves, dresses, whatever, as fast as possible. When the first member of each team is dressed they run to the other side of the field, take off their provided clothes and the next teammate starts dressing. The key to this event is being able to get dressed andundres sed faster than other teams. First team to have all members returned and sitting WINS.

Tug - A - Whore Race ----------------
Each team chooses who will be their Team Pimp. TP lays down on rug and when the whistle blows, Team A must pull their TP on the rug to the finish line while other Teams creates obstacles to hinder them. The other teams are only allowed to place obstacles in their way – they are not allowed to touch the other team members. Next Team B pulls their TP while Team A creates obstacles. Team with best time wins!

Duct Tape Disaster Challenge ----------------
Special Guest Referee Sam will lead this event as well. Each team selects a pair for this event. Everybody gets 30 seconds to wrap another team pair up in duct tape. After all pairs are wrapped well in duct tape, the real competition will begin. When the whistle blows each pair must break free from their team member. The first pair to be separated wins.

Tug - A - War ----------------
A sheer test of team strength and will. Bring yer gloves if you don't want blisters.

May the best, most fhrEAkIesT Team win!